that was the biggest plot twist of my life
"I choose the danger."
DAAAAMN I GOTTTA TRY THIS SOMETIME
This awesome video features Croatian cellists Luka Sulic and Stjepan Hauser, aka 2Cellos, playing their phenomenal “BaRock style” arrangement of the hard rock classic for a completely bewildered 17th century audience. The concept is wonderful, but the actual performance is astonishing.
[via Geeks are Sexy]
"Wolf! Wolfgang! It’s Maria. Your cousin, Maria Mozart! You know that new sound you’re lookin’ for? Well listen to this!”
HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.
bones and jim having some really dumb inside jokes from like their first year at the academy and occasionally one of them will bring it up again on the bridge or in sickbay and they’ll both practically collapse with laughter while the rest of the crew just rolls their eyes because their captain and cmo are so dumb
#they’re on the bridge and jim is looking at some strange object in the viewscren and looks at bones and says #’that looks just like what’s-her-face—with the—’ and bones says ‘we’re not talking about this jim’ and jim says ‘oh so you agree’ #and bones rolls his eyes and jim grins and nobody has any idea what’s going on #jim walks into sickbay and bones doesn’t look up just says ‘if it isn’t his highness’ and jim snorts #and calls bones his ‘fair lady’ and everybody in sickbay looks like the two of them have grown extra heads and bones rolls his eyes #sulu’s talking about home and bones injects a little extra drawl into his voice and says ‘saaan fraaancisco’ and they look at each other #and they both crack a rib laughing and everybody is disturbed because bones laughing is the equivalent of spock cracking a smile (tags via gotnothinleft)
#OH NO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH #BECAUSE #OF SOMETHING THAT IS IN PROGRESS #OKAY BUT THEY HAVE THIS JOKE RIGHT THAT’S ALL ABOUT BAKERIES #’bones i’m in the mood for some pie’ #’not now jim i’m busy’#’blueberry pie’ #’oh MY god jim shut UP #’gonna take you to the bakery’ #’JIM I’M ELBOW DEEP IN A PERSON RIGHT NOW CAN YOU GET OUT’ #but bones gets him back all the time #usually when they’re on planet #they’re in a predicament and jim is looking something between frazzled and serious #and spock is talking a mile a minute about the approach most statistically likely to succeed #and bones just stares at jim and says #’you could take them to the bakery’ #and jim snorts and stares at his feet for a second #’lemon meringue perhaps?’ he mumbles #and he and bones just snicker to themselves while spock looks bewildered #ACADEMY ERA SPACE UNIVERSITY INSIDE JOKES #I LOVE THIS A LOT (tags via historianisms)
#OH NO IT’S EVEN MORE SO MY FAVORITE THING NOW #but just think about it #bones is very seriously and quietly eating his soup and the familiar crease between his brows #jim’s just watching him #slow smile blooming on his face #scoots closer and says slowly and distinctly #’concrete balls’ #bones makes this CHOKING SPURTING NOISE that everyone soon realizes is a result of soup going up his nose #he starts laughing and then jim’s laughing #they cannot stop #they lean on each other and shake from their hysterical laughter #chekov’s the one to ask: ‘concrete balls?’ #bones just waves him off #jim’s still laughing helplessly #’don’t ask’ bones says and picks up his spoon again #only to set it down because he’s STILL FUCKING LAUGHING #to this day no one understands what the hell jim meant #when he said ‘concrete balls’ (tags via the legendarybones)
is there anything you would not do for your family?
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
Anyone who reblogs this with a load of text trying to justify their shitty actions is only further proving my point, so I dare you.
I fixed a painfully obvious spelling mistake. Please reblog this version.